Listen, I’m gonna ask you to do something, but don’t freak out.
Sweet. I can tell this is gonna be awesome.
Can you stand in front of the freezer with the door open for about ten minutes before you come to bed?
Why would I do that?
Well, we’re supposed to focus on touch tonight and give each other an erotic massage, and I thought, I don’t know, it’d be nice if you were…colder.
Colder. Really?
Yes. Temperature is very sensual and whatnot.
And, this has nothing to do with the fact that you just watched that Twilight movie and you want to pretend I am the cold vampire guy you like?
Ummmm no. That would be weird.
Well, you are weird.
*yawn* This is already way less erotic than I imagined.
Finnnne.
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OMG! That is hilarious! Edward *swoon*
I’m going to require all my lovers to be cold from now on.
Dear Andy,
Your wife is a nutcase. That said we both love her so kudos to you for indulging her.
xoxo Jen
-snort-
Ha! You could have told him to go outside for a while. Nude. He’s still in the doghouse isn’t he?
haha… What a great idea!
OMG…this is us…except its my boyfriend telling me to stand in front of the freezer. Um…for obvious boob involving reasons…
This is amazing. I love this whole project and think it’s a great idea. Might have to do this.
funny
Don’t even know what to say about Day 6, just filling in where I didn’t comment so I can win that awesome prize package.
LMAO!
If he didn’t want to do that then make him spike his hair and get high off of some bleach, he’ll look just like Edward!
I bet my husband would do it just to get me in the sack! He knows NOTHING of Edward or Jacob.
What he doesn’t know, will not kill him.
i love your husband. =D
Oh, Andy… sweet, sweet Andy. They’re definitely holding a place in heaven for him where he will get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants and it will never involve Twilight
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Interesting.
Hahaha. Team Edward, much?
I’m more Team Jacob myself, hahaha.
I seriously can’t stand the movies…but love the books!
And. Did. You. Talk. Like. This? (not a fan of Kristen Stewart’s portrayal…heh)
Every man’s fantasy is the same. At least ours are inventive!
You and that kinky cold, vampiry stuff lol Love it!
HILLARIOUS!!!! Love it!!!
Take one for the team, Andy!
My husband is so ticklish I’m not sure he could stand an erotic massage.
ha-ha from a member of Team Edward!
I should try this on my husband haha
My man brings the cold to me. Somehow he thinks its a fantastic idea to say he’s going to the bathroom, but instead come back and roll freezing things (soda/beer cans, popsicles, chilled wine bottles) across my bare skin.
So did he stand in front of the freezer?
Shouldn’t he be thankful you’re not team Jacob? Andy, go stand in front of the fire. Until your skin is burning. Please?
would love to win that trunk ‘o sex junk!
It’s so much fun playing with temperature differences. Jeez, Andy, try and understand. A girl’s gotta get excited!
Mmmm….I’d want him to dress up as Jon Hamm!!!
Sex with Edward…now that’s an idea I can get behind!!!