Day Seven: Grab the popcorn.

by Brittany on February 11, 2011

in K-Y

Andy isn’t awesome with words.

He’s shy, soft spoken and dryly sarcastic, and if you don’t listen carefully, you completely miss his wit.

Though he is devastatingly handsome and completely charming, I would never expect a sonnet from him.  For him to serenade me in a coffee shop full of people.  For him to bust through security, board my plane, and get on the PA system to to stop me from leaving because the thought of one day without me is too much to bear.

He has the romantic capacity of Potsie.  I know his limits.

So today, Day Seven, when we are supposed to share our sexual fantasies with each other, I know even putting him that position would make him turn bright red then DIE.

So, I decided to try a different tactic.

I bought a bottle of wine and told him we each had to select a movie that best represented our sexual fantasies, then we’d watch it and go from there.

My pick was Secretary with Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader.  This movie is not only in my ultimate top ten, but it is ridiculously hot.

I shall give you one guess as to which movie Andy picked…

What’s your fantasy movie?

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{ 46 comments… read them below or add one }

heather... February 11, 2011 at 9:40 pm

OMG Princess Leia!

I’ll send you a gold bikini.

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heather... February 11, 2011 at 9:43 pm

Also, OBVIOUSLY the Justin Bieber movie.

WHAT? I wanted to be a superstar!

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Jeniece February 11, 2011 at 9:46 pm

Titanic! If one of you isn’t shaking or sweating, you did it wrong.

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Genevieve February 11, 2011 at 10:08 pm

You are so pretty Brittany – even with Princess Leia ear muffs on!

Here are quotes from my fantasy movie:

I’ll be back so soon, you wont have time to miss me. Look after my heart, I’ve left it with you.

You have no idea how loud your little fantasies are. It’s like you’re shouting them at me.

Gravity moves. When you see *her*, suddenly it’s not the earth holding you here anymore. She does. And nothing matters more than her. And you would do anything for her. Be anything for her…you become whatever she needs you to be, whether that’s a protector, a lover, or a friend, or a brother.

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Brittany February 11, 2011 at 10:10 pm

Sigh. Twilight’s Eclipse.

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kg February 11, 2011 at 11:16 pm

my heart just melted.

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Genny February 14, 2011 at 2:55 pm

Seriously, I just want to kiss Edward one time. Once. God, I’m breathless now just thinking about it.

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Susanlee February 11, 2011 at 10:14 pm

-giggle- god you’re cute.

My favorite: Shakespeare in love. Where he unwraps her breast binding. GOD>

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Shelle February 11, 2011 at 10:24 pm

Oh my god! I love the Secretary too! So much… Too much.. Maybe. The scene where she won’t move from the table. /le sigh

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Lori February 11, 2011 at 10:35 pm

Do you make a noise like a wookie when he does a good job?!

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Kassia February 12, 2011 at 7:12 am

Hahaaaa!

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Kris February 11, 2011 at 11:38 pm

I hope you know I’ll be racing off to watch Secretary now.

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C February 12, 2011 at 12:06 am

Too cute!

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chrissi February 12, 2011 at 1:22 am

guys ALWAYS pick Princess Lea! I am totally picturing the friends episode with Ross and Rachel right now!!!!!!

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lindsey February 12, 2011 at 6:54 am

I totally know where you are coming from. My husband would almost assuredly choose something nerdy like warhammer — those costumes are freakin’ heavy!

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megryansmom February 12, 2011 at 8:26 am

Sighhhh, An Officer and a Gentleman. Where some handsome uniformed man walks into my work place and sweeps me off my feet and we live happily after. Sadly for my husband it’s Blues Brothers.

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brit February 12, 2011 at 9:27 am

HAH. I just told my boyfriend about this and he was all like “Duh. That would be my pick too. It’s like every nerd’s dream.” -_-

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Kate (and Ben) February 12, 2011 at 10:35 am

Secretary is awesomely hot!! Good choice!! One of my favourite sex scenes comes from the remake of Mr. & Mrs. Smith–Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt throwing each other around their house. Love.
-K

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Gillian @OneGiantStep February 12, 2011 at 11:10 am

James Spader! *swoon*…there is something about that man!!

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Wendy Altschuler February 12, 2011 at 11:35 am

ha!

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Jamie February 12, 2011 at 7:06 pm

TOTALLY BUMMED – Secretary isn’t on NetFlix yet :/ poo

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Dor February 12, 2011 at 7:39 pm

40 Days and 40 Nights. LOVE the scene where he gets her off without ever touching her.

Two Moon Junction. Pretty much ALL of the scenes, since it was just dripping with sex. At least as far as I remember…. I was pretty young when it came out, but was SO HAPPY to be working at the movie theater then. I snuck in. A lot.

Legends of the Fall. Brad Pitt, Julia Ormond. Yes, please.

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Kassia February 12, 2011 at 8:18 pm

My husband and our friend Ben both made the sexy purr noise when they saw your picture!

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Nellie February 14, 2011 at 9:13 am

You look too adorable! Hope you both had a fabulous movie night.

OMG, I accidentally came across the movie “Secretary” one morning while getting ready for work and was completely hooked! Wow, what a movie – totally crazy hot in all the right areas!

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Liz Brooks February 14, 2011 at 1:54 pm

300, with those sexy abs!

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Katie L February 14, 2011 at 2:25 pm

May the force be with you… again… and again and again.

P.S. I love you

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Stephanie February 14, 2011 at 2:54 pm

i’m sure star wars would be my husband movie too. mine……not so sure…..

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Stay At Home Babe February 14, 2011 at 3:14 pm

My husband and I watched Secretary on our third date. It was awesome.

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Sara February 14, 2011 at 3:15 pm

I’ve always loved the movie Far and Away…my husband would probably pick Star Wars too!

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Jen February 14, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Love the hairdo- you are adorable :)

No fantasy movie here, just a fantasy episode of Buffy…

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Katina February 14, 2011 at 3:37 pm

I’m LOVING the hair! Oh, star wars..

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Stacey February 14, 2011 at 3:51 pm

No fantasy movie…ok, maybe Twilight. I’d be curious to hear my husband’s answer to this one….

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Lex (@laprimera) February 14, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Ha ha ha! Reminds me of Friends. Ross and Rachel forever!

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MayB February 14, 2011 at 4:22 pm

Coyote Ugly. Who doesn’t want to sing while having water dumped on your head?

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Carla February 14, 2011 at 4:27 pm

You have no idea how awesome this is! Totally made my day (even the 3rd time reading it!) ♥

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FF February 14, 2011 at 4:33 pm

GREAT IDEA!!! I have a turn red and DIE-er too, but that sounds like a GREAT ice-breaker!!!! THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jen February 14, 2011 at 5:48 pm

My husband likes the classics – Belle du Jour with Catherine Deneuve or The Hunger (also with Catherine Deneuve).

Me, Thomas Crown Affair with Pierce Brosnan comes to mind. Hunt for Red October does, too.

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Heather February 14, 2011 at 6:15 pm

I added Secretary to my Netflix cue…I think it’s also instantly streamed. Yay!

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Elizabeth February 14, 2011 at 6:35 pm

Pretty Woman.

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jessica February 14, 2011 at 9:45 pm

The Fisher King. I love how Robin Williams was completely and totally in love with the mousey soft spoken girl.

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Peggy February 14, 2011 at 11:41 pm

OK I totally need to check out that movie. Sounds like I might need someKY if I do… :)

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Jolene February 15, 2011 at 9:59 am

I have 2. Any of the Twilight’s *sigh* and Unfaithful with Diane Lane and Oliver Martinez. HOT HOT HOT.

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TeresaJ February 15, 2011 at 10:32 am

HILLARIOUS! Love your blog! I wanna win that box!

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Emily February 15, 2011 at 11:13 am

I have never understood guys’ Princess Leia fantasies…

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ailo February 15, 2011 at 11:27 am

At least he didn’t want you to dress up as Han.

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Amanda February 15, 2011 at 3:49 pm

I think Secretary is every woman’s porno….

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